Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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