we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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