I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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