i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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