Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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