HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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