i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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