the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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