Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
foreskin is a definite game changer
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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