But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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