its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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