He kissed a someone with a penis
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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