I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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