I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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