question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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