He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I intend to get homeless drunk
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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