Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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