; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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