bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont even know how to be here
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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