check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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