I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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