She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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