i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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