I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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