She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
