bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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