She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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