i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize
