Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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