but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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