remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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