Porn is love you can see.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I am naked and annoyed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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