i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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