ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Rumble strips road head = magical
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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