we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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