Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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