if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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