Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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