When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
