I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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