Do vagina's smell?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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