just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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