Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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