Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
