I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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