you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just tell him i said nine months
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
