i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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