i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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