woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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