Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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