Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
