after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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