You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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