if i died would you start the facebook group?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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