Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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