It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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