i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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