So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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