well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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