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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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